Auditions for “Divorce Sale”

Ramona Hillside Players will hold open auditions for “Divorce Sale”.
Directed by Vesta Gleissner

Auditions November 14 – 15, 2016
All auditions begin at 7:00 PM

Performance dates are January 6, 7, 8, 13, 14, & 15, 2017.

The audition will consist of cold readings from the script.  Please come prepared with a resume, head shot, pen/pencil, and list of conflicts.

You can view script online at

As a soon-to-be divorcee holds a garage sale, her neighbors gather to help. In the process, their own marriages get the comic once-over. Bernice’s suspicions about her spouse’s faithfulness are driving him batty; Ozzie and Kay seem to have the perfect union — but their friends have yet to learn the story behind it; and Wilma is convinced her late husband has come back as a plant. Throw in a tell-it-like-it-is medium and a raucous seance, and you have a hilarious and telling look at the flip-side of marital bliss.


BERNICE ROSENBLUM – Formerly an Army nurse in Vietnam, presently she works as a nurse at a community hospital.  Fifty-three years old.

LENA HILL– Tall, attractive but an unsure woman of thirty-eight.

KAY BRITMAN – Successful, responsible, and a stunningly beautiful woman in her late thirties to early forties.

TROY ROSENBLUM – BERNICE’S computer expert husband.  He is in his early fifties.

CHLOE – Aerobic instructor.  She is the “air brain” of the neighborhood.  CHLOE is in her late twenties.

OZZIE ROARKE – Huge, comical.  He is KAY’S husband, and a one-time actor who never really made it “big.”  Forty-five to fifty-five.

JOYCE – An exuberant woman.  Late thirties to early fifties.  (Cameo role.)

WILLARD – JOYCE’S philandering husband, whom she is divorcing. He can be anywhere from his late thirties to late fifties.  (Cameo role.)

WILMA – CHLOE’S eccentric but likable mother-in-law.  She is nearly seventy.

MADAM SZENDREI – Hungarian palmist, in her late sixties or early seventies

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